WE HAVE A NEW WEBSITE

please direct your pretty little URL address bars over to:
http://www.suspiciouspackage.info

We were mentioned on Nerve.com's Scanner!

Check-check-check it out, bitches!!

This was after an impromptu show we did at Jack the Pelican, where we met amazing funny-lady Jessica Delfino who we'd like to say is now one of our BFsFAEAE!!

Nothing like at the last minute being invited to perform at your litle neighborhood music fest and art gallery- which happens to be one of the BEST ART GALLERIES IN THE WORLD.

Natch - complete w/ a horse bestiality exhibit:

We are now on MUXTAPE

Suspicious Package strikes again!!!

This time, it's in support of a new creative production company: Umbrella Hat . UH is crazy enough to host us as pop-stars-in-residence as they make major theatrical magic happen this summer... in SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO y'all!!! Yes, send all us crazy New Yorkers to Santa Fe to do it up right. And teach kids and stuff too, OBVI!

Wednesday, 4/22

The Bowery Electric, 327 Bowery (at 2nd St.)

Umbrella Hat Inaugural Gala 

8pm doors

Suspicious Package explodes a little after 10. (You know our explosion is FAST and BIG, so don't be late!)

$15 door (raffle ticket included),  $13 pre-ordered  - all proceeds go towards launching Umbrella Hat !

Featuring performances by:
Super Mirage - Indie / Pop / Disco House
Gregory Stovetop - Acoustic Guitar
Suspicious Package - Sparklepop Dance Sensation
... hosted by Trixie Spirit (aka Ethan) + Samara the Vampire... who made this VIDEO to get you to come out on Wednesday!

LOVE you all,

Miss Emilia aka Empre$$ & Flashpants Au Lait

http://www.suspiciouspackage.info

Like any good zombie, we are back from the dead.

Suspicious Package lives again.

Featuring Flashpants au Lait and Miss Emilia aka The Empre$$ as your girlie-glammin', unicornis-wielding, electro-hip-poppin' girl-group dance duo, straight outta... a basement in Williamsburg.

Come shake your MARACAS!

Thursday, 4/2/09

9:50 p.m. (5 minute show) at Royal Oak

594 Union Ave (off N. 11th and Roebling)

FREE

Bartendress extraordinaire (& fellow Suspicious Package housemate) Alyssa Robb serves it the fuck up, including $5 recession special drink: The Suspicious Stimulus Package 

Come hang out before and after, and still be in bed at a reasonable hour!

Love,

Empre$$ Emilia & Flashpants

Our LAST show y'all. Come get emotional with us - and get rowdy in support of our new president!

Pratt Manhattan Gallery - Election Results Watch Party & Cabaret
144 West 14th Street
7pm doors, dance explosions occur between 8-10 pm ish.

You know when - TUESDAY NOVEMBER 4th!

Ba-Rock On!

Love,
Miss Emilia, Billy the Kid and Flashpants au Lait

FINAL show :: on the night that decides our future

Well folks, you may or may not have known we've been on "hiatus" and that's usually just a pansy term for bands saying they're... going on a long, long vacation. Yes sweet babies, and now we're extending our vacay indefinitely.

It's been fun, it's been a great run, and we're not saying it's goodbye forever. Just a see ya later. Ok, fine, we're breaking up and leaving you in the dust of our memory! Might as well go out while we were on the gritty top, before those studio execs who've been calling would dim our underground, obscure star wattage. But there will be one LAST blow out:

Election Night Watch Par-tay!
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
beginning at 7pm w/ dances at 8, 9 & 10pm
produced by www.partyheadquarters.org at the Pratt Manhattan Gallery, 144 West 14th Street

See really cool artwork and patriotic boobies among TVs broadcasting the election results as they come in!
See our hit single plus a SPECIAL ENCORE by popular demand of our rare "Global Warming Burlesque" dance series, where stripping meets politics and environment!

COME OUT, bring the love, and the HOPE FOR OUR COUNTRY, at the last performance of SUSPICOUS PACKAGE - the dream, the pop group, the legend.
may this night mark the end of something great, yet the beginning of something greater - the OBAMALUTION.

xoxo forever and here's to the future and new beginnings,
miss emilia, flashpants au lait, and billy the kid